My family and some of my close friends know that I have a deep and profound dislike for snakes. I don't care what type or size, they're all huge and deadly serpents in my book. The story below is further evidence of why snakes should be feared.
Anytime the words "10 foot python" and "penis" are used in the same story you know it's not going to be good but that you've got to read it!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-man-penis-python-toilet-attack
And they let the snake go, oh my!